Talk:Lara Croft (reboot timeline)/@comment-24.90.90.53-20130902000422/@comment-90.46.151.93-20130914041518

1) Who in their right mind faps to fictional animated characters? Even if I enjoyed (in a giggly teenager sort of way) the "revolution" of a sexually charged videogame character on all fours shaking her ass to the camera back in 1996, I never got aroused by Lara.

2) Why should it ruin their friendship? Sometimes your mate is your best friend, like it should always be.

3) What's wrong with sparking controversy? At any rate, the most harm it can do is drawing in more sales. Really bad, huh? Also, whether you like it or not, sex is an important part of life (arguably THE most since it's necessary to perpetuate the species) and Lara being a gorgeous, healthy young adult is certainly no stranger to sex. It's not because it has never been mentioned before that she's automatically a frigid virgin doll. I know the main purpose of a Tomb Raider game is adventure but the rebooted saga is more story-driven than ever and now that it is scripted by a seasoned writer, she (Pratchett) can easily weave a solid romance into the story. I still remember the much debated sex scene in The Nomad Soul: it was written so naturally it flowed into the overall story without a glitch. It helped flesh out the characters and brought a new level of realism in videogames. Great storytelling for a great game, and guess what? It was an adventure game. The entire game industry grew up on its release date.

4) Anyone offended by lesbians deserves to be offended.

"nobody pays attention to that sexuality" What the hell are you talking about? Lesbianism? Sorry but two girls going at it are just one of the biggest turn-ons for a lot of men. And I mean A LOT. I must say I truly feel sorry for you. You don't know what you're missing by being asexual. Sex is by far the greatest pleasure on Earth, and with good reason: it's the best way nature found to entice us to make babies.